Don’t Use the Tongs

Charles

I make my money as a web developer at a tech security company. I chase my passions as a director for the Dallas Junior Chamber of Commerce Foundation. Over the last couple of years I've come to love this city, and I want to see it be as great as it can be. Why am I here?

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5 Responses

  1. Alison says:

    You’re so funny…
    Seriously, I feel your revulsion. I can become as O.C. as the next person, but this one might have an easy remedy. Pick up your items with the tongs then before you eat, use hand sanitizer. That will even take care of the money you handled and the tray you carried it to the table on!
    Just remember, our bodies are amazingly resilient. Thank God, literally.

    • Charles says:

      But the hand sanitizer is making germs resistant!!!!!

      Okay, that was a mock freak-out. I actually have little problem sharing germs. I've used the tongs all my life and never caught anything I could trace back to them. That's not to say I've never gotten a cold or something from them, but I'm not really concerned.

      I was just thinking that tongs are a perfect analogy to government bailouts. You'll be seeing that at A New Kind of Politics very soon.

  2. Alison says:

    I don't think hand sanitizing gel (60- 95% alcohol) makes resistant germs. It's the antibacterials triclosan and triclocarban in hand soaps and wipes. Resistance results from long term use at low-level concentrations.

    But nothing replaces hand washing.

    • Charles says:

      I think my sarcasm is sometimes too subtle. I don't worry much about germs, even resistant ones. I make sure my meat is cooked and there's nothing visible on my food. Other than that I wash my hands and hope for the best!

  3. Mom says:

    I have been thinking about this for years. Each time I go to a buffet or food fest or where ever you get the opportunity to choose your food. I helped myself by thinking that in the food (be it warm or cold) the little buggers would multiple. Going from 1 to a gazillion and have us going and going and going. One day I may blog about the latex gloves. That's a whole other story.

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